FAQ

Q. What happens to $JeffGold when Jeff Goldblum dies?

A. That will never happen

Q. Does Jeff Goldblum endorse this coin?

A. He doesn’t NOT endorse it… 

Q. Since purchasing $JeffGold I’ve started having vivid dreams.

A. This is a feature and not a bug.

Q. Why should I expect $JeffGold to succeed where so many other coins have failed?

A. Life finds a way.

 Q. I’m thinking of buying this coin but I’m wondering if this is really just my soul’s cry for help… Is this sarcastic cynicism really all there is? Does Niezsche’s abyss look like money burnt on meme coins?

A. Jeff Goldblum’s zest for life is infectious. He sings. He dances. He plays jazz piano. He acts. He’s fathered children. He LIVES. This coin is not a rejection of life. It is in honor of it in its purest form. 

Q. I only invest in serious projects. I refuse to engage in this frivolity <Monocle falls out of eye>

A. I say GOOD DAY SIR!

Q. More of a comment than a question, but how good was “Independence Day”?

A. Right!? 10/10…. 

Q. My wallet was hacked and all my $JeffGold was stolen. Can you help me?

A. No. But I bet the thief learns the error of his ways soon. How can you not be inspired to greatness by Earth’s greatest thespian.

Q. Is there a paper form of this currency I can put in my wallet?

A. No paper form of this currency exists. However, physical Jeff Goldoubloons are printed in the form of VHS tapes featuring Jeff’s work. The exchange rate is simple: “The Fly” is 1,000 doubloons, “Independence Day” is 100, Jurassic Park is “10”, and “Earth Girls are Easy” is “1”.

Q. Are you going to “Rug” this coin?

A. No.